Most Halloween Costumes For Women Are Sort of Slutty-Looking

...I have concluded that most of the Halloween costumes are slutty.

Even if, say, I wanted to be a Ghostbuster. They have "Sexy Ghostbuster." That's it. That's what the costume is actually called. "Sexy Ghostbuster."

Then there are the superheroine costumes. Even disregarding the Robin Slut costume they still kind of skeeve me out a bit, because they remind me of those superheroine fetish sites. You know, the ones where the wigs never quite fit right?

I might almost be able to pull off a Sarah Palin DIY costume. I could carry a freshly-shot wolf carcass with me.